How to Tell the Sex of a Fly.
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"She asked.
"Hunting Flies"He responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?"She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"He responded,"3 were on a beer can,2 were on the phone.
Thank you Daddy.. too cute!